

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs:
“Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!”
The husband said, “Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?”
“Doesn’t matter,” she said. “Just get out.”

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them,
“I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.”
“Thank God,” said an elderly nun at the back. “I’m so tired of chardonnay.”

As férias estão quase aí e, se vamos viajar, é preciso pensar no assunto. Este cartão é muito útil, em caso de doença, nos países da comunidade europeia, somos atendidos pelo serviço de saúde de cada país de forma gratuita. É só investigar:)